Funny Work Mugs

Because coffee is the only thing getting you through this meeting.

Why It Works

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

Product Features

+Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
+Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
+11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
+Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
Break room power moves
Zoom calls where your mug says what your face can't
Gifts for the coworker who shares your dark sense of humor

Get Mugs First

New mug designs drop regularly. Get on the list so your coffee game stays ahead of your coworkers'.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?: Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?: We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
Will the print wear off?: Nope. We use a sublimation process that makes the design part of the mug, not just sitting on top. It'll last longer than your faith in corporate leadership.
Can I use these at work?: That depends entirely on your workplace's sense of humor and your tolerance for awkward conversations with HR. We label our designs so you know what you're getting into.

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