Funny Mugs for Butchers
You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers.
Why We Get It
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
Mugs Features
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool storage
- Gifts for butchers
- Personal gear
- Shop decor
Mugs for Butchers Coming Soon
Butcher stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
- Are these counter appropriate?
- Some are customer-facing, some are back room only.
- Can meat department staff enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Meat cutter solidarity.