Funny Mugs for Florists
You turn flowers into art, manage perishable inventory, and somehow explain that arrangements aren't just 'throwing flowers in a vase.'
Why We Get It
Floristry is artistry meets botany meets customer service. You create beauty on deadlines with living materials.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
Mugs Features
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Flower cooler decor
- Delivery van dashboards
- Work aprons
- Gifts for florists
- Personal water bottles
- Shop windows
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about flower arranging?
- Yes. The artistry deserves recognition.
- Do you cover wedding florists?
- Absolutely. Wedding chaos is special chaos.
- Are these shop appropriate?
- Beautiful enough for any boutique.
- Can garden center staff enjoy these?
- Plant people unite.