Funny Mugs for Police Officers
You deal with the worst moments of people's lives, write reports about things that shouldn't be real, and somehow maintain your sense of humor.
Why We Get It
Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
Mugs Features
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Patrol car clipboards
- Water bottles in the cruiser
- Locker room personality
- Gifts for academy graduates
- Personal gear with attitude
- Break room entertainment
Mugs for Police Officers Coming Soon
Police sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
Mugs for Related Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these politically charged?
- No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.
- Are these stickers durable?
- Waterproof and built to last. Stick them on anything.
- Do you have specialty unit stickers?
- We're building collections for different assignments. Let us know what you want to see.
- Can dispatchers enjoy these?
- We have separate collections but there's definitely overlap in the humor.