Funny Mugs for Paramedics
You do ER-level interventions in the back of a moving box. With bad lighting. And someone's family watching. No big deal.
Why We Get It
Paramedic work is medicine in the most chaotic environment possible. You're making critical decisions with limited info and zero backup. These stickers honor that reality.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
Mugs Features
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Drug bags that need labeling with style
- Water bottles for post-call hydration
- Gear lockers at the station
- Gifts for new medics
- Clipboards that see too much
- Personal vehicles with attitude
Mugs for Paramedics Coming Soon
Paramedic stickers dropping soon. Get on the list for first access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do these make fun of EMTs?
- No gatekeeping here. We respect the whole EMS chain.
- Are these stickers durable enough for gear?
- Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and built for the field.
- Do you have 911 vs IFT humor?
- We cover both worlds. No judgment either way.
- Can I request specific protocols or medications to roast?
- Yes. We love specific humor. Email us your ideas.