Funny Mugs for Doctors

You went to school forever, carry everyone's problems, and somehow still get Googled by patients who think WebMD knows better.

Why We Get It

Doctors carry impossible weight - life and death decisions, insurance nightmares, and patients who lie about their symptoms. The white coat doesn't come with a cape, but it should.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

Mugs Features

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Stethoscopes that need personality
  • Water bottles in the break room
  • Laptops full of charts
  • Gifts for medical school survivors
  • Office walls with humor
  • Locker room entertainment

Mugs for Doctors Coming Soon

Doctor sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.

Mugs for Related Professions

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about patients?
Some reference the doctor-patient dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Building collections for different medical specialties.
Are these appropriate for the office?
Some are patient-friendly, some are break room only.
Can residents enjoy these?
Especially residents. You need the humor most.