Security Tote Bags for Security Guards

You protect property and people, deal with folks who don't want to follow rules, and somehow stay alert through long quiet shifts. The perfect tote bags for security guards.

Why Tote Bags for Security Guards

Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

About Security

You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles on post
  • Locker decor
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions

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Security guard stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about long shifts?
Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
Do you cover different security types?
Corporate, retail, event - building content.
How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What security roles do you cover?
Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.