Legal Stickers for Lawyers
You argue for a living, track your life in 6-minute increments, and somehow explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The perfect stickers for lawyers.
Why Stickers for Lawyers
Law is pressure, precision, and politics all at once. You carry client problems, meet impossible deadlines, and deal with people on their worst days.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
About Legal
You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Laptops full of documents
- Water bottles during depositions
- Office decor with attitude
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Toolboxes that tell it like it is
Get First Access
Lawyer sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Legal Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. Attorney-client privilege not included.
- Do you cover different practice areas?
- Criminal, civil, corporate, family - building collections.
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- What legal roles do you cover?
- Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.