Security Mugs for Security Guards
You protect property and people, deal with folks who don't want to follow rules, and somehow stay alert through long quiet shifts. The perfect mugs for security guards.
Why Mugs for Security Guards
Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
About Security
You stand when others sit, stay alert when everyone else is partying, and somehow remain professional when people test you. These stickers have your back.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on post
- Locker decor
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Break room power moves
Get First Access
Security guard stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Security Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about long shifts?
- Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
- Do you cover different security types?
- Corporate, retail, event - building content.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What security roles do you cover?
- Security guards, bouncers, and private investigators. If you've ever had to say 'I can't let you in,' we've got you.