Service Industry Calendars for Bartenders
You're part therapist, part chemist, part bouncer. You remember orders, faces, and which regulars to avoid - all while looking effortlessly cool. The perfect calendars for bartenders.
Why Calendars for Bartenders
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Service Industry
You smile through the nonsense, deal with the public's worst moments, and somehow still show up for your next shift. These stickers are your therapy.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
- Lockers in back
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Service Industry Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What service jobs do these cover?
- Bartenders, servers, baristas, retail workers, and hotel staff. If you deal with the public, we've got you.