Funny Stickers for Security Guards

You protect property and people, deal with folks who don't want to follow rules, and somehow stay alert through long quiet shifts.

Why We Get It

Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.

Perfect For

  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles on post
  • Locker decor
  • Gifts for guards
  • Personal gear
  • Break room entertainment

Sticker Vibes

  • Post boredom humor
  • Rule enforcer sarcasm
  • Vigilance pride
  • Security guard solidarity

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about long shifts?
Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
Do you cover different security types?
Corporate, retail, event - building content.
Are these uniform appropriate?
Personal items only. Stay professional on duty.
Can supervisors enjoy these?
Absolutely. Security team solidarity.