Office Coasters for Corporate Workers
You've mastered the art of looking busy. Survived meetings that could have been emails. And learned to say 'per my last email' with just the right amount of aggression. The perfect coasters for corporate workers.
Why Coasters for Corporate Workers
Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Office
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Laptops that need personality
- Water bottles in the office
- Cubicle walls that feel empty
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.
Related Professions
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these safe for the office?
- Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
- Will my coworkers judge me?
- The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.