Office Desk Plates for Corporate Workers
You've mastered the art of looking busy. Survived meetings that could have been emails. And learned to say 'per my last email' with just the right amount of aggression. The perfect desk plates for corporate workers.
Why Desk Plates for Corporate Workers
Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Office
For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Laptops that need personality
- Water bottles in the office
- Cubicle walls that feel empty
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
Get First Access
Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.
Related Professions
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these safe for the office?
- Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
- Will my coworkers judge me?
- The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What office roles do these cover?
- Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.