Legal Coasters for Paralegals

You do the work that makes attorneys look good, manage impossible deadlines, and somehow stay organized when everyone else creates chaos. The perfect coasters for paralegals.

Why Coasters for Paralegals

Paralegals are the backbone of every law firm. You research, organize, and prepare - all while attorneys get the glory. These stickers see you.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Legal

You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Desks covered in files
  • Water bottles at work
  • Laptops with personality
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about attorneys?
Some reference the paralegal-attorney dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different practice areas?
Building collections for different legal specialties.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
What legal roles do you cover?
Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.