Legal Coasters for Judges

You make decisions that change lives, listen to arguments you've heard a thousand times, and somehow maintain patience when attorneys waste your time. The perfect coasters for judges.

Why Coasters for Judges

Judges carry immense responsibility while dealing with the legal profession's worst habits. The robe comes with pressure few understand.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Legal

You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Chambers decor with personality
  • Water bottles at the bench
  • Personal items with flair
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

Judge sticker collection in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about attorneys?
Some reference attorney behavior. All in good fun.
Do you cover different courts?
Building collections for different court types.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
What legal roles do you cover?
Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.