Legal Coasters
You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy. Find the perfect coasters for legal workers.
Why Coasters for Legal
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Who It's For
- Lawyers
- Paralegals
- Legal Assistants
- Judges
- Court Reporters
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Get First Access
Legal sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list. New coaster sets coming soon. Get on the list for first dibs on the drop.
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
- Anyone whose drink consumption correlates with meeting frequency
Frequently Asked Questions
- What legal roles do you cover?
- Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.
- Are these appropriate for court?
- Some are subtle enough for chambers, some are strictly break room material. We label them.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.