Legal Calendars for Paralegals
You do the work that makes attorneys look good, manage impossible deadlines, and somehow stay organized when everyone else creates chaos. The perfect calendars for paralegals.
Why Calendars for Paralegals
Paralegals are the backbone of every law firm. You research, organize, and prepare - all while attorneys get the glory. These stickers see you.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Legal
You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks covered in files
- Water bottles at work
- Laptops with personality
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about attorneys?
- Some reference the paralegal-attorney dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different practice areas?
- Building collections for different legal specialties.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What legal roles do you cover?
- Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.