Legal Calendars for Judges
You make decisions that change lives, listen to arguments you've heard a thousand times, and somehow maintain patience when attorneys waste your time. The perfect calendars for judges.
Why Calendars for Judges
Judges carry immense responsibility while dealing with the legal profession's worst habits. The robe comes with pressure few understand.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Legal
You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Chambers decor with personality
- Water bottles at the bench
- Personal items with flair
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about attorneys?
- Some reference attorney behavior. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different courts?
- Building collections for different court types.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What legal roles do you cover?
- Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.