Legal Calendars for Legal Assistants
You manage attorneys who can't manage themselves, handle clients in crisis, and somehow keep the whole office from imploding. The perfect calendars for legal assistants.
Why Calendars for Legal Assistants
Legal assistants are the glue holding law firms together. You juggle schedules, calm clients, and put out fires while attorneys focus on billable work.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Legal
You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desk organization with flair
- Water bottles at work
- Phone stations with personality
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Legal assistant stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about managing attorneys?
- Some are. It's harder than practicing law sometimes.
- Do you cover different firm sizes?
- Big firms, small firms, solo practices - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What legal roles do you cover?
- Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.