Healthcare Calendars

For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it. Find the perfect calendars for healthcare workers.

Why Calendars for Healthcare

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Who It's For

  • Nurses
  • CNAs
  • EMTs
  • Paramedics
  • Pharmacy Techs
  • Lab Techs
  • Phlebotomists
  • Dental Assistants
  • Vet Techs
  • Doctors
  • Surgeons
  • Physical Therapists
  • Occupational Therapists
  • Speech Therapists
  • Medical Assistants
  • Home Health Aides
  • Hospice Workers
  • Radiologists

Get First Access

We're building the ultimate healthcare sticker collection. Drop your email to get first access. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.

Perfect For

  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor
  • White elephant gifts that people actually want
  • Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe

Frequently Asked Questions

What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.
Are these stickers waterproof?
Yes. They're built to survive water bottles, coffee spills, and whatever bodily fluids your shift throws at you.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.