Healthcare Calendars for Dental Assistants

You anticipate the dentist's every move, calm anxious patients, and somehow make small talk while someone's mouth is wide open. The perfect calendars for dental assistants.

Why Calendars for Dental Assistants

Dental assistants run the show. You prep, assist, clean up, and manage patient anxiety - all while keeping the schedule on track. The dentist gets the credit, you do the work.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Healthcare

For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Scrub tops that need flair
  • Water bottles in the break room
  • Sterilization area decor
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you understand dental assisting?
Yes. We know you're not just 'the person who does suction.'
Are these about difficult patients?
Some are. The ones who haven't flossed since their last visit will be referenced.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.