Healthcare Calendars for Paramedics

You do ER-level interventions in the back of a moving box. With bad lighting. And someone's family watching. No big deal. The perfect calendars for paramedics.

Why Calendars for Paramedics

Paramedic work is medicine in the most chaotic environment possible. You're making critical decisions with limited info and zero backup. These stickers honor that reality.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Healthcare

For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Drug bags that need labeling with style
  • Water bottles for post-call hydration
  • Gear lockers at the station
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Paramedic stickers dropping soon. Get on the list for first access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do these make fun of EMTs?
No gatekeeping here. We respect the whole EMS chain.
Are these stickers durable enough for gear?
Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and built for the field.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.