Healthcare Calendars for Dental Hygienists
You clean teeth, educate about flossing (again), and somehow make small talk with people who can't respond. The perfect calendars for dental hygienists.
Why Calendars for Dental Hygienists
Dental hygiene is healthcare meets patient education meets endurance sport. You spend your days in mouths, keeping people healthy.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Healthcare
For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Scrub tops
- Water bottles
- Dental office decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Dental hygienist stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
Other Healthcare Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about cleaning teeth?
- Yes. Your daily grind deserves humor.
- Do you reference flossing?
- Of course. It's your life's mission.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
- We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.