Healthcare Calendars for Medical Assistants
You room patients, take vitals, assist with procedures, handle paperwork, and somehow keep the whole office running while being criminally underpaid. The perfect calendars for medical assistants.
Why Calendars for Medical Assistants
MAs are the Swiss Army knife of healthcare. You do everything and rarely get credit. The clinic would fall apart without you.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Healthcare
For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Scrub pockets with flair
- Water bottles at the clinic
- Badge reels with personality
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Medical assistant stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Healthcare Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand what MAs actually do?
- Yes. Everything. You do everything.
- Are these clinic appropriate?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are staff-only.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
- We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.