Healthcare Calendars for Vet Techs

You're a nurse, lab tech, anesthesiologist, and grief counselor - but for patients who bite. And their owners who are sometimes worse. The perfect calendars for vet techs.

Why Calendars for Vet Techs

Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Healthcare

For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Scrub tops covered in fur
  • Water bottles that survive the day
  • Clinic lockers with personality
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Vet tech stickers in development. Drop your email for early access.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you understand vet med?
Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'
Are these about difficult pet owners?
Some are. Dr. Google and WebMD parents get their own section.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.