Passive Aggressive Gifts Calendars for Police Officers

For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts calendars for the police officers in your life.

Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Calendars for Police Officers

Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.

Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.

The Vibe

  • “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
  • “Hope this helps :)”
  • “As previously discussed...”
  • “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
  • Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Patrol car clipboards
  • Water bottles in the cruiser

Get First Access

Police sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.

Related Professions

FirefightersDispatchersCorrections Officers

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Frequently Asked Questions

Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
Will the person know the gift is about them?
If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Are these politically charged?
No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.
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