Passive Aggressive Gifts Calendars for Professors

For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts calendars for the professors in your life.

Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Calendars for Professors

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.

The Vibe

  • “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
  • “Hope this helps :)”
  • “As previously discussed...”
  • “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
  • Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research

Get First Access

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
Will the person know the gift is about them?
If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
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