Motivational Gifts Calendars
Inspirational quotes for people who've given up on inspiration. Find the perfect calendars that matches your energy.
Why Motivational Gifts Calendars
Traditional motivational posters assume you haven't been crushed by the corporate machine yet. Cute. Our version acknowledges reality: that 'reaching for the stars' usually means unpaid overtime, and 'teamwork makes the dream work' ignores that nobody asked about your dreams. These gifts motivate you to lower your expectations to a sustainable level.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
The Vibe
- “Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll die in space.”
- “The only way out is through. Through what? Nobody knows.”
- “Believe in yourself. Nobody else is going to.”
- “Today is a gift. Keep the receipt.”
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
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Perfect For
- Survivors of mandatory corporate culture workshops
- Anyone allergic to 'hustle culture'
- People who've read one too many LinkedIn thought leader posts
- The coworker who visibly cringes at team-building exercises
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these actually motivational?
- In the sense that lowered expectations lead to less disappointment, which could be considered a form of happiness? Sure.
- Will these make my workspace depressing?
- Your workspace was already depressing. These just acknowledge it with style.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.