Motivational Gifts Calendars for EMTs

Inspirational quotes for people who've given up on inspiration. The perfect motivational gifts calendars for the emts in your life.

Why Motivational Gifts Calendars for EMTs

EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.

Traditional motivational posters assume you haven't been crushed by the corporate machine yet. Cute. Our version acknowledges reality: that 'reaching for the stars' usually means unpaid overtime, and 'teamwork makes the dream work' ignores that nobody asked about your dreams. These gifts motivate you to lower your expectations to a sustainable level.

The Vibe

  • “Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll die in space.”
  • “The only way out is through. Through what? Nobody knows.”
  • “Believe in yourself. Nobody else is going to.”
  • “Today is a gift. Keep the receipt.”

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Survivors of mandatory corporate culture workshops
  • Anyone allergic to 'hustle culture'
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Rig clipboards that need personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts

Get First Access

EMT sticker collection in the works. Drop your email for early access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these actually motivational?
In the sense that lowered expectations lead to less disappointment, which could be considered a form of happiness? Sure.
Will these make my workspace depressing?
Your workspace was already depressing. These just acknowledge it with style.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Are these stickers about trauma?
Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
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