Motivational Gifts Calendars for Sales Reps
Inspirational quotes for people who've given up on inspiration. The perfect motivational gifts calendars for the sales reps in your life.
Why Motivational Gifts Calendars for Sales Reps
Sales is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. You live on commission, die on quota, and somehow keep dialing.
Traditional motivational posters assume you haven't been crushed by the corporate machine yet. Cute. Our version acknowledges reality: that 'reaching for the stars' usually means unpaid overtime, and 'teamwork makes the dream work' ignores that nobody asked about your dreams. These gifts motivate you to lower your expectations to a sustainable level.
The Vibe
- “Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll die in space.”
- “The only way out is through. Through what? Nobody knows.”
- “Believe in yourself. Nobody else is going to.”
- “Today is a gift. Keep the receipt.”
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Survivors of mandatory corporate culture workshops
- Anyone allergic to 'hustle culture'
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these actually motivational?
- In the sense that lowered expectations lead to less disappointment, which could be considered a form of happiness? Sure.
- Will these make my workspace depressing?
- Your workspace was already depressing. These just acknowledge it with style.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about rejection?
- Some are. It's therapeutic to laugh at it.