Motivational Gifts Coasters
Inspirational quotes for people who've given up on inspiration. Find the perfect coasters that matches your energy.
Why Motivational Gifts Coasters
Traditional motivational posters assume you haven't been crushed by the corporate machine yet. Cute. Our version acknowledges reality: that 'reaching for the stars' usually means unpaid overtime, and 'teamwork makes the dream work' ignores that nobody asked about your dreams. These gifts motivate you to lower your expectations to a sustainable level.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
The Vibe
- “Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll die in space.”
- “The only way out is through. Through what? Nobody knows.”
- “Believe in yourself. Nobody else is going to.”
- “Today is a gift. Keep the receipt.”
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
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Perfect For
- Survivors of mandatory corporate culture workshops
- Anyone allergic to 'hustle culture'
- People who've read one too many LinkedIn thought leader posts
- The coworker who visibly cringes at team-building exercises
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these actually motivational?
- In the sense that lowered expectations lead to less disappointment, which could be considered a form of happiness? Sure.
- Will these make my workspace depressing?
- Your workspace was already depressing. These just acknowledge it with style.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.