Gifts for Employees - Mugs for Professors

You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.

Why This Works

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

What You Get

  • -Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • -Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • -11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • -Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research
  • Water bottles in lectures
  • Gifts for academics
  • Conference badges with flair
  • Office setups

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Mugs for Professors

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
Do you cover different disciplines?
Building collections for different academic fields.
Are these adjunct-inclusive?
Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.