Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Appraisers
You determine what things are worth, resist pressure to hit numbers, and somehow explain why the Zestimate is wrong.
Why This Works
Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on inspections
- Work bags with flair
- Gifts for appraisers
- Office decor
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about hitting the number?
- Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, same objectivity.
- Are these appropriate for reports?
- Personal items only. Keep reports professional.
- Can trainees enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Appraiser solidarity.