Gifts for Employees - Posters for Appraisers

You determine what things are worth, resist pressure to hit numbers, and somehow explain why the Zestimate is wrong.

Why This Works

Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

What You Get

  • -Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • -Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • -Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • -Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles on inspections
  • Work bags with flair
  • Gifts for appraisers
  • Office decor
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Employees

  • *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
  • *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
  • *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value

Get Posters for Appraisers

Appraiser stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about hitting the number?
Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different properties, same objectivity.
Are these appropriate for reports?
Personal items only. Keep reports professional.
Can trainees enjoy these?
Absolutely. Appraiser solidarity.