Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Realtors
You work every weekend, show houses to people who can't afford them, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute.
Why This Works
Real estate is hustle culture at its peak. You're always on, always selling, always showing - and only get paid when it closes.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Car dashboards with personality
- Water bottles at showings
- Open house supplies
- Gifts for realtors
- Office decor
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different markets?
- Universal real estate pain. Every market relates.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are agent-only.
- Can new agents enjoy these?
- Especially new agents. You need the humor early.