Funny Tote Bags for Medical Assistants

You room patients, take vitals, assist with procedures, handle paperwork, and somehow keep the whole office running while being criminally underpaid.

Why We Get It

MAs are the Swiss Army knife of healthcare. You do everything and rarely get credit. The clinic would fall apart without you.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

Tote Bags Features

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Scrub pockets with flair
  • Water bottles at the clinic
  • Badge reels with personality
  • Gifts for MA grads
  • Locker room decor
  • Personal gear

Tote Bags for Medical Assistants Coming Soon

Medical assistant stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you understand what MAs actually do?
Yes. Everything. You do everything.
Are these clinic appropriate?
Some are patient-friendly, some are staff-only.
Do you cover different specialties?
Building collections for different clinic types.
Can LPNs enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Clinical staff solidarity.