Funny Desk Plates for Medical Assistants
You room patients, take vitals, assist with procedures, handle paperwork, and somehow keep the whole office running while being criminally underpaid.
Why We Get It
MAs are the Swiss Army knife of healthcare. You do everything and rarely get credit. The clinic would fall apart without you.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Desk Plates Features
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Scrub pockets with flair
- Water bottles at the clinic
- Badge reels with personality
- Gifts for MA grads
- Locker room decor
- Personal gear
Desk Plates for Medical Assistants Coming Soon
Medical assistant stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand what MAs actually do?
- Yes. Everything. You do everything.
- Are these clinic appropriate?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are staff-only.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Building collections for different clinic types.
- Can LPNs enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Clinical staff solidarity.