Funny Calendars for Medical Assistants
You room patients, take vitals, assist with procedures, handle paperwork, and somehow keep the whole office running while being criminally underpaid.
Why We Get It
MAs are the Swiss Army knife of healthcare. You do everything and rarely get credit. The clinic would fall apart without you.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Scrub pockets with flair
- Water bottles at the clinic
- Badge reels with personality
- Gifts for MA grads
- Locker room decor
- Personal gear
Calendars for Medical Assistants Coming Soon
Medical assistant stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand what MAs actually do?
- Yes. Everything. You do everything.
- Are these clinic appropriate?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are staff-only.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Building collections for different clinic types.
- Can LPNs enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Clinical staff solidarity.