Funny Tote Bags for Doctors

You went to school forever, carry everyone's problems, and somehow still get Googled by patients who think WebMD knows better.

Why We Get It

Doctors carry impossible weight - life and death decisions, insurance nightmares, and patients who lie about their symptoms. The white coat doesn't come with a cape, but it should.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

Tote Bags Features

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Stethoscopes that need personality
  • Water bottles in the break room
  • Laptops full of charts
  • Gifts for medical school survivors
  • Office walls with humor
  • Locker room entertainment

Tote Bags for Doctors Coming Soon

Doctor sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about patients?
Some reference the doctor-patient dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Building collections for different medical specialties.
Are these appropriate for the office?
Some are patient-friendly, some are break room only.
Can residents enjoy these?
Especially residents. You need the humor most.