Funny Tote Bags for Phlebotomists

You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time.

Why We Get It

Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

Tote Bags Features

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Tourniquet pouches with style
  • Water bottles for hydration breaks
  • Badge reels that start conversations
  • Gifts for phleb school grads
  • Lockers and personal gear
  • Specimen bags with personality

Tote Bags for Phlebotomists Coming Soon

Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about bad veins?
Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
Are these appropriate to show patients?
Some are patient-friendly, some are break-room-only. We label them.
Can I request specific vein jokes?
Absolutely. The more specific the better.