Funny Tote Bags for Phlebotomists
You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time.
Why We Get It
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
Tote Bags Features
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
- Badge reels that start conversations
- Gifts for phleb school grads
- Lockers and personal gear
- Specimen bags with personality
Tote Bags for Phlebotomists Coming Soon
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
- Are these appropriate to show patients?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break-room-only. We label them.
- Can I request specific vein jokes?
- Absolutely. The more specific the better.