Skilled Labor Calendars for Roofers

You work on roofs in brutal conditions, carry heavy materials up ladders, and somehow make it look easy from the ground. The perfect calendars for roofers.

Why Calendars for Roofers

Roofing is one of the hardest trades. You work in heat that would drop most people, at heights that scare everyone else.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Skilled Labor

You work in conditions that would make office workers cry, fix problems homeowners created, and somehow finish jobs while dealing with weather, schedules, and unrealistic expectations. These stickers are built different.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Tool belts with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work trucks
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Roofer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about the heat?
Some are. Summer roofing is its own special hell.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different roofs, same tough work.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What skilled labor roles do you cover?
Roofers, painters, carpenters, locksmiths, landscapers, and pool cleaners. If you work with your hands outdoors, we've got you.