Skilled Labor Calendars for Painters
You transform spaces with color, spend hours cutting in perfect lines, and somehow stay calm when clients change their minds. The perfect calendars for painters.
Why Calendars for Painters
Painting is precision work that looks easy until you try it. You create clean lines and handle customers who can't decide on colors.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Skilled Labor
You work in conditions that would make office workers cry, fix problems homeowners created, and somehow finish jobs while dealing with weather, schedules, and unrealistic expectations. These stickers are built different.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work clothes with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work vans
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Painter stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
Other Skilled Labor Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about color changes?
- Some are. The mid-job change gets mentioned.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different scales, same precision.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What skilled labor roles do you cover?
- Roofers, painters, carpenters, locksmiths, landscapers, and pool cleaners. If you work with your hands outdoors, we've got you.