Construction Calendars for General Labor

You do the work that makes every other trade possible. Carry the heavy stuff. Clean up after everyone. And somehow still beat the foreman to the site. The perfect calendars for general labor.

Why Calendars for General Labor

General labor is the hardest work on any site and gets the least recognition. You're essential to every project but rarely get the credit. These stickers see you.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Construction

Early mornings, long days, and coworkers with opinions. Construction life is its own world - and these stickers speak the language.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Hard hats with personality
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Coolers on the site
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

General labor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about being entry-level?
No. These are about the real work laborers do, not entry-level jokes.
Are these hard hat safe?
Yes. Built to survive site conditions.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What construction roles do you cover?
General labor, heavy equipment operators, foremen, and site supervisors. We're building out more specific roles.