Skilled Labor Calendars for Landscapers
You create outdoor beauty, work in all weather, and somehow explain why their lawn needs more than just mowing. The perfect calendars for landscapers.
Why Calendars for Landscapers
Landscaping is outdoor artistry with physical demands. You transform spaces while fighting weather and unrealistic expectations.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Skilled Labor
You work in conditions that would make office workers cry, fix problems homeowners created, and somehow finish jobs while dealing with weather, schedules, and unrealistic expectations. These stickers are built different.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work trucks with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Equipment
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Landscaper stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Skilled Labor Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about weather?
- Some are. Working outside means working in everything.
- Do you cover different landscaping types?
- Maintenance, design, installation - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What skilled labor roles do you cover?
- Roofers, painters, carpenters, locksmiths, landscapers, and pool cleaners. If you work with your hands outdoors, we've got you.