Skilled Labor Calendars for Carpenters
You build things that last, measure twice and cut once, and somehow explain why 'just make it work' isn't how wood works. The perfect calendars for carpenters.
Why Calendars for Carpenters
Carpentry is precision craft with real consequences. You create beauty from wood while dealing with unrealistic timelines.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Skilled Labor
You work in conditions that would make office workers cry, fix problems homeowners created, and somehow finish jobs while dealing with weather, schedules, and unrealistic expectations. These stickers are built different.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Tool belts with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work trucks
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Carpenter stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Skilled Labor Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about measurements?
- Some are. Precision matters.
- Do you cover different carpentry types?
- Framing, finish, cabinet - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What skilled labor roles do you cover?
- Roofers, painters, carpenters, locksmiths, landscapers, and pool cleaners. If you work with your hands outdoors, we've got you.