Office Tote Bags for HR Professionals

You're the keeper of secrets, the resolver of conflicts, and somehow the bad guy no matter what you do. HR life is a special kind of chaos. The perfect tote bags for hr professionals.

Why Tote Bags for HR Professionals

HR gets blamed for everything and thanked for nothing. You protect the company while trying to help employees, and somehow end up the villain in both stories. These stickers understand.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

About Office

For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that.

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Office laptops with attitude
  • Water bottles in meetings
  • Cubicle personality
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about hating employees?
No. These are about the unique challenges of HR, not punching down.
Can I actually display these at work?
Some are office-safe, some are home-only. We label them.
How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What office roles do these cover?
Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.