Service Industry Calendars for Retail Workers
You answer questions with Google-able answers, find things that were 'right here,' and somehow stay polite when someone asks for the manager. The perfect calendars for retail workers.
Why Calendars for Retail Workers
Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Service Industry
You smile through the nonsense, deal with the public's worst moments, and somehow still show up for your next shift. These stickers are your therapy.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker room personality
- Phone cases with attitude
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Retail stickers in the works. Join the list.
Related Professions
Other Service Industry Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about Karen encounters?
- Some are. We all know the type.
- Do you cover different retail types?
- Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What service jobs do these cover?
- Bartenders, servers, baristas, retail workers, and hotel staff. If you deal with the public, we've got you.