Office Coasters for Accountants

You speak in spreadsheets, dream in formulas, and explain the same concepts to people who refuse to understand budgets. Tax season is your Super Bowl. The perfect coasters for accountants.

Why Coasters for Accountants

Accountants are the unsung heroes of every organization. You catch the mistakes, balance the books, and somehow get blamed when budgets don't magically increase. We see you.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Office

For everyone who's replied 'per my last email' when they really meant something else entirely. Corporate life is absurd - your stickers should reflect that.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Calculator covers with style
  • Laptops full of spreadsheets
  • Water bottles during tax season
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about being boring?
No. These are about the actual job - which is way more interesting than people think.
Do you have tax season specific stickers?
Absolutely. The busy season gets its own collection.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
What office roles do these cover?
Corporate workers, remote workers, HR, accountants, managers, and receptionists. If you've ever sat through a pointless meeting, we've got you.