Legal Desk Plates

You bill in 6-minute increments, survive impossible deadlines, and explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed. The stress is billable, the stickers are free therapy. Find the perfect desk plates for legal workers.

Why Desk Plates for Legal

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Who It's For

  • Lawyers
  • Paralegals
  • Legal Assistants
  • Judges
  • Court Reporters

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Get First Access

Legal sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list. New desk plate designs coming soon. Claim your real job title before someone else does.

Perfect For

  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor
  • Gifts for the coworker whose job title is a lie
  • Anyone whose real job description is 'keeping this place from burning down'

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Frequently Asked Questions

What legal roles do you cover?
Lawyers, paralegals, legal assistants, judges, and court reporters. If you've ever billed a client, we've got you.
Are these appropriate for court?
Some are subtle enough for chambers, some are strictly break room material. We label them.
What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
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