First Responders Calendars for Firefighters
You run into buildings everyone else is running out of. Then go back to the station and argue about dinner. That's the life. The perfect calendars for firefighters.
Why Calendars for Firefighters
Fire service is brotherhood, boredom, and chaos all mixed together. You train constantly for moments you hope never come, then handle them when they do. These stickers get that duality.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About First Responders
You run toward what everyone else runs from. You've seen things that would make civilians faint. You deserve stickers that match your energy - dark, sarcastic, and absolutely not HR-approved.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Helmets that need personality
- Water bottles at the station
- Locker room entertainment
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Firefighter stickers in the works. Drop your email for early access.
Related Professions
Other First Responders Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about other departments?
- We keep it friendly. Inter-department rivalry stays playful.
- Do you have EMS jokes for fire-based EMS?
- Yes. We know many firefighters also run medical calls.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What first responder roles do you cover?
- Police, firefighters, dispatchers, 911 operators, corrections officers, and search and rescue. We're expanding based on demand.